things may get a little dicey...

Next week I have:

Monday: Band concert at 6 or something. (you can come I guess..)

Tuesday: Student body concert for the 1st 3 ours of school. (will be missing: Spanish, Pride, and Science. YESH!)

Wednesday: First finals. (You might now know this, but I take spanish over at the highschool [I'm in 7th grade] So on the 16th, I have to take world language ginals, which lasts 2 hrs. Which means that because my schedules are mixed up between highschool and middle school, I'll be missing 3rd period science, and maybe some social studies too.)



By the way, this is my dog... In real life his name is Luca. (but if you ask me, I'd name the dog i drew... RUFUS SPARKS!! :E)

Random things to say in everday life and converation

List of the Random Variety
1. I don’t know anyone named Freddy
2. You won’t ever get the comb as long as Rodrigo is guarding it!
3. Don’t worry it’s only a kitty cat oh no threat, which by law can only be issued if you’re willing to kill an umbrella.
4. How’d that sticky note get there?
5. That’s a weird place to put a piano.
6. Why did he throw them just to have them thrown back at him?
7. Well he deserves to eat them.
8. I wonder what it’s like to be a salad…
9. Did you know that minutes are measured in squiggle lines?
10. What lies you spew from your food crevice!
11. It was an epic war between food labels.
12. It just like that but with children and houses.
13. The ginger bread man will hear of this!
14. My arm is getting tired.
15. Them and the Brits.
16. Who moved my cheese?
17. Who’s Frank?
18. Then they recycle it, and you don’t know where it goes…
19. My contents are spewed across the floor.
20. Poke it with a stick.
21. Mr. Cayn went to the store, and his coffee mug was never seen again.
22. Muffin on a windowsill
23. An ambulance and a bean got together, and peace spread throughout the earth.
24. Cheese in my pocket.
25. I’ve had many of those days.
26. I think my cactus puked.
27. Where’d you get that ladle?
28. There’s a licorice dispenser on the wall.
29. It came through the roof.
30. I like mine with sugar and milk.
31. I’m going to sniff that water fountain.
32. A lonely man , Carl, a lonely man.
33. Things may get a little dicey.
34. That’s wired I didn’t know we just walked out of a maybe seminar.
35. I just don’t want to be kept alive artificially.
36. Hopefully the color will return to your face soon.
37. See what I did there?
38. Was I chewing gum before?
39. Idiot, I’m the wrong guy! Well, maybe you need to start being the right guy, that’s why you got punched.
40. She’s never going to a ball is she?
41. I was wondering if you could put up some shelves.
42. Actually, I think it’s my old mathematics teacher from panel school.
43. Missed it by that much.
44. Son of a hamster named Jimmy!
45. I like clay sculptures.
46. Just take a pass and we’ll be fine.
47. That sounds really stupid now.
48. It’s a stink bomb hat doesn’t stink.
49. Does anyone have a hammer?
50. Thanks for riding the Ferris wheel with me.
51. Feed it vegetarians until it dies from malnutrition.
52. Where am I going, and why am I in this hand basket?
53. 4 out of 5 voices are telling my to kill you.
54. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
55. Frognostication: The science of predicting the exact day and moth that France will surrender.
56. Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
57. Rescute: saving the attractive women, children, and puppies first.
58. Who’s llama went mysteriously missing.
59. And chicken nuggets go everywhere.
60. His last name is spaghetti.
61. Our lives should be a sitcom
62. There’s lead in my hair.
63. You could get surgery.
64. How’d you get in here?
65. She must be a teacher.
66. Where’d I go?
67. We don’t even have cable.
68. I have the sudden urge to dance with umbrellas.
69. Preserve nature, pickle a squirrel.
70. I’m sorry; I couldn’t hear you over my moustache.
71. He smells like cheese.
72. Rock ‘n Roll doesn’t have a watch.
73. You can lick all the envelopes.
74. He likes things that swim.
75. That teddy bear said you would say that.
76. I’d hate to have to feed you to the ankles.
77. I thought it was weird at the time, but I didn’t want to say anything.
78. Look at the way the chives reflect his intense demeanor.
79. I’ve been wrapped in a volley ball net.
80. You guys are like, what’s the word…. Normal.

Press Start Videos

Pac-Manic



Statue of Limitations

Random thing that just popped into my head

Pardon me while i go spontaneously combust.

One, no, the BEST George Washington Mad Libs EVER

George Washington, the father of our alphabet, was a very disturbingly chubby man. When George was a precarious boy, he took his magenta and chopped down his father's favorite cherry lead "SPLOOSH!" said his father. "Who has licked my umbrella?" Then he saw George holding a sharp twig in his hand. "Father", said George, "I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my little tissue." His father patted little George on the morgue. "You are a very honest duck," He said,"and some day you may become the first fence painter of the United States

Well, I thought it was funny.....

A little note...

My friend wrote me a note in my agenda... it went something like this...


Kelly's "birthday", in reality she wasn't born, she was created. Her creation day was before the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time, time was measured in the number of knuckles the current prime minister had. Therefore Kelly Buckman was created on TWO KNUCKLES.

P.S. She has no belly button, she is a Gemini, and she enjoys long walks on the beach.

P.S.S.The two knuckled prime minister was named Philip Overmeyer.

Good Bye

Oh,
P.P.P.S, Excuse all the P.S.'s I have a condition

Hope you enjoyed that last Tidbit.


Ooh, tidbit is a funny word. It sounds like a corny name for a dog treat. Like, "Oh, let's go get Sir Schnookums a tidbit!", Ha ha. I wish I had a dog named Sir Schnookums, that'd be sweet! And then I'd get a cat named Lord Schnookums, and they would battle intensely for the name Schnookums. well, would that be illegal? Who knows... but hey, people still shoplift and eat other humans, WHAT?


And then she drew a small picture of Philip O.'s two knuckles with her standing on top of then and an arrow pointing towards her that says "Created".



THE END

Pssh

I really don't see why people like to watch football. Or any sport for that matter. It's like watching someone exercise! Seriously. To me, it's like the equivalent of watching someone run on a treadmill for two hours. The only fun part is the half time show, and some sports don't even have that!! Now wrestling, That's something I love to watch! (Now if only I knew what channel it was on.... If you know, pleez put it in the comments. I have DirectTV)

How I met Penny and how I got PAL

I found a penny on the floor of the pool once. My friend and I decided to play that game where you throw the penny and you look for it in the chlorinated water. Fun right? Anyway, my friend's brother goes up to the penny and TAKES IT! So we chase him around the pool, but because he's only 10 or something, my friend doesn't want to be too mean to him and asks him nicely to give it back. Well, he refuses. So I start beating him up.... for a penny. I know what your thinking, this is the first time I've met my friend's little brother, why am I beating him up? She's the one who should be doing it! Anyway, we... I, got the penny back. We named him P.A.L. It's short for:Penny Abraham Lincoln. He's taped to my wall of fame in my room with some pics of friends. Yay. All for a penny.

Snake made by Neave Games

Cheesy Jokes

Just what makes a joke cheesy? In my mind it’s more of a groan factor than a laugh meter.


1. What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tutor!!
2. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
3. Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!"”Are you sure?" asks the other. "Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."
4. I think I am a pretty decisive person.
5. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.
6. Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
7. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
8.What is white and hurts when you get it in you eye? An ambulance,
9. Two antennae get married. The service was okay, but the reception was amazing!
10. what’s green and bounces in the woods? A flock of cucumbers.
11. What do you call a dog with no legs? Don’t call him anything, he won’t come anyway.

I GOTZ A GOOD IDEA!!!

Well I got this really funny idea for people who go haloweening in groups. I warn you now... you'll need atleast 3 people, although the more you have, the funnier. Okay, so you get all but one of the people to dress up as bananas. (INCASE! you are thinking, "oh she's gonna have the other person go as a gorilla and chase the bananas around" YOU ARE MISTAKEN!!)


NO! ^^^^^




Instead, the other person is to dress up... as an orange.
The Orange is to hide while the bananas ring the door bell and say "TRICK OR TREAT" the orange then jumps out and screams:








ORANGE YOU GLAD I'M NOT A BANANA?



Anyway..... Corn Syrup.

New stuffz

I gotz a new muzic player. With better muzic and everything :3 Iz it notz nice?

ALSO... New b-ground! WOOP! Here's a pic of the oldie:

'WEENIE DAY!

Okay, so lately I've been asking my friends the same question. What are you going as for halloween? (or as I prefer to call it 'weenie day) This year I am most probably going as a banana. Although i wanted to go as a SPORK!!! For you losers who don't know what a spork is, I pity you. Google it. Anyway.... tell me what you are going as and maybe why you are going as it.


For our next girlscout meeting we're going to "Uncle Schucks Corn Maze". Now don't get me wrong, I love cornmazes. I also thought of a better idea. An electric fence maze! Genius right? But the thing is, you go into the electric fence maze with a blind fold... In the dark...... while wearing roller skates.
What? I think it sounds like fun....



Anyway.... Chuck Norris.

WEBSITES!!!!

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Www.TokyoVamp.Piczo.Com
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Myspace

everyone! Myspace is my newest obsession! My URL is Www.Myspace.com/TokyoVamp
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New BKGRND!

Tell me what you think of this month's template. Heres a picture of last month's in case you don't remember.

Today's How To: Moshi Monsters

Here are the orders of seeds you need to plant to get the Moshling of your choice.


002 Chop Chop (monkey) >> 3 Dragons
003 Gingersnap (cat) >> Magic + Love + Pepper
008 Squidge (a fluffy flying thing) >> Star + Pepper + Dragon
010 Snookums (Dinosaur) >> 3 Star Blossoms
013 Dj Quack (duck) >> Dragon + Moon + Star
018 Stanley (seahorse) >> 2 Pink Love Berries + 1 Blue Dragon Fruit
020 Purdy (cat) >> Red Dragon + Red Moon + Pink Dragon
024 Angel (unicorn) >> Blue Magic Bean + Red Pepper + Purple Pepper
027 Kissy (a Hersey kiss i guess?) >> 2 Stars + 1 Magic Bean
030 Lady Meowford (cat) >> Blue Moon + Pink Moon + Purple Star
034 Dipsy (cloud) >> Purple Moon + Yellow Moon + Yellow Love
039 Shelby (turtle) >> Blue Dragon + Black Dragon + Blue Magic
040 Doris (potamus? looks like a dinosaur) >> 3 Moon
043 Blurp (blow fish) >>
047 Sooki-Yaki (Ninja Cat) >> Magic + Love + Pepper
050 Pooky >> Magic + Magic + Black Moon
053 Fumble (starfish) >> Red Star + Yellow Love + Star
054 Flumpy (pluff) >> Black Moon + Red Magic + Red Star
056 Mr. Snoodle (Elephant) >>
059 Hansel (gingerbread) >>
060 Ecto (ghost) >> Red Love + Black Love + Pink Pepper
065 Tiki (toucan aka the fruit loops bird) >> Pink Love + Yellow Star + Yellow Love
071 Peppy Penguin (penguin) >> Blue Moon + Purple Moon + Yellow Magic
072 Cali (mermaid) >>UNKNOWN
074 Prof. Purplex (owl) >>UNKNOWN
077 Waldo (nerdy Squirrel) >> Pink Love + Purple Dragon + Red Star
082 General Fuzukie >>UNKOWN
083 Gurgle (Dragon) >> Dragon + Magic +Love Berries
088 Oddie (Doughnut) >>UNKNOWN
089 Big Bad Bill >> UNKOWN

"NEW"S

I added some stuff!

-Playlist
- New Monthly background (which may not change next month...)
Also make sure to visit some other sites of mine:
Www.TokyoVamp.Piczo.com
Www.WumboliansUnite.Piczo.Com
Www.TokyoVamp.SuperPokePets.Com


If you have any sites of you own, tell me in the comments, I'll check it out, and maybe even pro -mo it on my blog.

Can you believe it?

It's only been 4 days! For me it feels like it's been a month! Also, today was the first actuall day of summer break! (friday-sunday, Mom and Dad were home, same with Monday)


1. Has anyone done anything yet? If so, what was it?

2. What did you do for memorial day?

3. Does it feel like more than a month has gone by?



1. I went to a Brave's game on Sunday, and they PWND the Canadians! (eh?)
2. We had a huge grill-out at my house and a lot of friends stopped by for steak.
3. I thought atleast thought that a week or two had gone by! Man, the only bad thing about summer, for me, is you have a life to live, but there's nothing to live it on.
(Although, one day I was in the backyard, I pulled out this lavender-looking plant, completely de-rooted it. Anyway, I felt bad. So I got some dirt, put the plant in a cup, and now it's on my window now.)


:3 Ana O.

Am Awesome

Man, I must be pro. I'm doing this from my desktop. I don't even have the internet open! :3
I downloaded a "blogger helper" onto my sidebar, and wah lah! well, now that you're here, let me read you a quote I have on my desktop's background.

Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see: "We are the proud parents of a child who's self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."

!!!SUMMER!!!

What Are you going to do this Summer? Or better yet, what are you doing before Summer starts?


Before Summer: I'm going to a wedding. I'll be gone from Friday the 14th to monday 17th.
During Summer: I'm going to Cancun.

:3

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Useless Facts

I didn't want to take up room. so I made the post in the comment's section.

BLOG TEMPLATE O' THE MONTH

I have decided to change how my blog looks every month. Here is how my blog SHOULD May 1st. ( I say should 'cause I'm probably going to forget... by tomorrow)

Austin Powers

A few funny tid-bits from Austin Powers: Goldmember



This one has some "Potty Language" You have been forewarned

RANDOM.....ness

THESE ARE SOME AWESOME THINGS I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT LATELY.
ENJOY.

Also, Ryan S. (Aka The Great Fish In The Sky) this is a picture for your Blogger account

This has some gore, but it's hilarious. "CAAAAAAAAAAAARL!"
Also, I found the 3rd of the AWESOME! series known as Charlie the Unicorn
This one is really sad. :*C So Sad, It's about a girl and a boy separated by an unbreakable glass

CRCT, after the test!

.....I've always wondered. What do other people do when they CRCT's finish early? I for one take two jackets to school. One is a hoodie that I use to hide my sleeping face/keep me warm and I use the second one for a pillow. But, what do YOU do?


Jim asked this question:
well, i have those state assesment tests this week. They give us two hours to take the test, but it only takes me about 45 minutes. =P What are some fun things i can do to kill time after the test is over? I can only read a book for so long.. and im terrible at drawing. We're obviously not allowed to talk either.
-_- and bob answered: Stand up and yell "BINGO!"

Please, Don't be a Bob. (unless you really have to :3 )

RAINING FROGS AND FISH!!!

THESE ARE ACTUAL VIDEOS REPORTING FISH, TURTLES, AND FROGS FALLING FROM THE SKY.

Do You Suffer?

DO YOU SUFFER FROM BLOG SMOG? HERES THE CURE!!!

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If you....

If you could be any mistic/extinct animal, what would you be?

For Mistic: A dragon
For Extinct: A Sabertooth-Tiger

Phobias

what is the CRAZZIEST PHOBIA you-> know?

NEW BLOG

Hey you guys, this is the 1ST POST! Oh Yeah. Okay so lemme ask you a question. What is the funniest/embarassing thing, that haz ever happened to you?

Well, I'd have to say the most embarassing thing for me was when I was when I was in immagration, the police officer's phone rang. I picked it up, said "hello", and then I HUNG UO ON THE GUY! Man, I GOT INTO HUGE AMOUNT OF TROUBLE!