A little note...

My friend wrote me a note in my agenda... it went something like this...


Kelly's "birthday", in reality she wasn't born, she was created. Her creation day was before the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time, time was measured in the number of knuckles the current prime minister had. Therefore Kelly Buckman was created on TWO KNUCKLES.

P.S. She has no belly button, she is a Gemini, and she enjoys long walks on the beach.

P.S.S.The two knuckled prime minister was named Philip Overmeyer.

Good Bye

Oh,
P.P.P.S, Excuse all the P.S.'s I have a condition

Hope you enjoyed that last Tidbit.


Ooh, tidbit is a funny word. It sounds like a corny name for a dog treat. Like, "Oh, let's go get Sir Schnookums a tidbit!", Ha ha. I wish I had a dog named Sir Schnookums, that'd be sweet! And then I'd get a cat named Lord Schnookums, and they would battle intensely for the name Schnookums. well, would that be illegal? Who knows... but hey, people still shoplift and eat other humans, WHAT?


And then she drew a small picture of Philip O.'s two knuckles with her standing on top of then and an arrow pointing towards her that says "Created".



THE END