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Random thing that just popped into my head

Pardon me while i go spontaneously combust.

One, no, the BEST George Washington Mad Libs EVER

George Washington, the father of our alphabet, was a very disturbingly chubby man. When George was a precarious boy, he took his magenta and chopped down his father's favorite cherry lead "SPLOOSH!" said his father. "Who has licked my umbrella?" Then he saw George holding a sharp twig in his hand. "Father", said George, "I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my little tissue." His father patted little George on the morgue. "You are a very honest duck," He said,"and some day you may become the first fence painter of the United States

Well, I thought it was funny.....

A little note...

My friend wrote me a note in my agenda... it went something like this...


Kelly's "birthday", in reality she wasn't born, she was created. Her creation day was before the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time, time was measured in the number of knuckles the current prime minister had. Therefore Kelly Buckman was created on TWO KNUCKLES.

P.S. She has no belly button, she is a Gemini, and she enjoys long walks on the beach.

P.S.S.The two knuckled prime minister was named Philip Overmeyer.

Good Bye

Oh,
P.P.P.S, Excuse all the P.S.'s I have a condition

Hope you enjoyed that last Tidbit.


Ooh, tidbit is a funny word. It sounds like a corny name for a dog treat. Like, "Oh, let's go get Sir Schnookums a tidbit!", Ha ha. I wish I had a dog named Sir Schnookums, that'd be sweet! And then I'd get a cat named Lord Schnookums, and they would battle intensely for the name Schnookums. well, would that be illegal? Who knows... but hey, people still shoplift and eat other humans, WHAT?


And then she drew a small picture of Philip O.'s two knuckles with her standing on top of then and an arrow pointing towards her that says "Created".



THE END

Pssh

I really don't see why people like to watch football. Or any sport for that matter. It's like watching someone exercise! Seriously. To me, it's like the equivalent of watching someone run on a treadmill for two hours. The only fun part is the half time show, and some sports don't even have that!! Now wrestling, That's something I love to watch! (Now if only I knew what channel it was on.... If you know, pleez put it in the comments. I have DirectTV)

How I met Penny and how I got PAL

I found a penny on the floor of the pool once. My friend and I decided to play that game where you throw the penny and you look for it in the chlorinated water. Fun right? Anyway, my friend's brother goes up to the penny and TAKES IT! So we chase him around the pool, but because he's only 10 or something, my friend doesn't want to be too mean to him and asks him nicely to give it back. Well, he refuses. So I start beating him up.... for a penny. I know what your thinking, this is the first time I've met my friend's little brother, why am I beating him up? She's the one who should be doing it! Anyway, we... I, got the penny back. We named him P.A.L. It's short for:Penny Abraham Lincoln. He's taped to my wall of fame in my room with some pics of friends. Yay. All for a penny.

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