My Necklace

Best Pointless sites in the World

1. http://Www.Badgerbadgerbadger.com
A pointless video that runs on a loop, yet never gets boring.

2. Http://Www.Fataltotheflesh.com
Simple click, and drag. A game for Ninjas.

3. http://www.kittehroulette.com/
Look at the Kittehs!

4. http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1CQt0z/www.instantsfun.es/
Press the buttons to hear snips of internet's most famous audio tracks.

5. http://toyotasimulator.com/
Mind nmbing, sit back, relax, and enjoy the... um, ride.

6. http://www.vimeo.com/10829255
This video is awesome iin the way that it shows how video gamess can easily destoy the earth.

7. http://www.codeorgan.com/
Enter any URL, and it plays you a song. Try out: http://www.lfs.net/

8.http://www.simonpanrucker.com/beans.html
Watch as beans realize they're doomed, and squish them in response.

9. http://tane.us/
The best waste of time you'll ever have. Just keep clicking the word TANE.\

10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvBiSW5QFKY&feature=channel_page
This nocked me off my chair. Funny stuff.

11. http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html
Just another YouTube craze on a black screen. (NumaNuma)

12. http://www.gettoz.com/gettoz.asp
Try to get to Z, A mind bending feat worthy to be called a "Jedi Mind Trick"

13. http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/
A simple picture meant to blow you MIND! Atleast the music's nice :P

14.http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/344/detail/
A poorly translated video game that has now become a famous video.

15. http://www.lostvectors.com/jeditrainer/index.html
A fun game used by Jedi to get in touch with the force.

16. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0Xa4bHcJu8&feature=player_embedded
A video that gets more and more pointless as you watch it. The MADNESS!!!!

17. http://www.annoyingcursor.com/
I'm not going to go into specifics but, good luck getting out of this one! MWAHAHAHA

18. http://www.air-guitars.net/
These guys have the best Air Guitar in the USA and Canada.

19. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYgExez7BUY&feature=channel
A good way to spend an hour. watch this guy count to infinity!

20. http://obeythekitten.com/
One of the best sites to go to when having a sleepover.

Random Fact

6 items banned from Ebay:
1. Used cosmetics
2. Stun guns
3. Alcohol
4. Contact lenses
5. Body parts
6.Live animals

Doodle WaR

CAAAAAAAARRRRLLLLLLL!

Ana, Allie, and a random phone call

AAAALLLLIIIIISSSSSOOOOOON

HOW DARE YOU HANG UP ON ME!!!!! I trusted you with my soul!!!! MY SOUUUUUL.
I am very dissappointed in you Allison.....

A picture of immaturity by MOI

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I know I lost the game

This was just so awesome... I hadst to shareth.

The Winged Bengal Flox

This is actually a science project. We have to crossbreed different animals and write an essay on how the animal evolved to get to that point. It has these animals: Wolf, Fox, Bengal Tiger, and Eagle. From the wolf it learned to hunt in packs and it also adopted pack order. (I.e. Alpha male and Alpha female) It has the ears and nose of the arctic fox which listens/smells for its food, which is under about 2 feet of snow. The Flox also has the wings of an eagle, but they aren't born with wings. They get their wings when they mature and after their first flight, they're eligible for mating. The flox lives in some tall grass areas and sometimes forest or jungle, that's why it has the camouflage of the Bengal tiger. (Now believe me, if a Siberian tiger didn't stick out so much, they'd be white.) The Floxes tell each other apart by two specific markings. The markings on each other's tail, and the markings underneath the right eye. No Flox has the same pattern, it is the equivalent to our fingerprints.

things may get a little dicey...

Next week I have:

Monday: Band concert at 6 or something. (you can come I guess..)

Tuesday: Student body concert for the 1st 3 ours of school. (will be missing: Spanish, Pride, and Science. YESH!)

Wednesday: First finals. (You might now know this, but I take spanish over at the highschool [I'm in 7th grade] So on the 16th, I have to take world language ginals, which lasts 2 hrs. Which means that because my schedules are mixed up between highschool and middle school, I'll be missing 3rd period science, and maybe some social studies too.)



By the way, this is my dog... In real life his name is Luca. (but if you ask me, I'd name the dog i drew... RUFUS SPARKS!! :E)

Random things to say in everday life and converation

List of the Random Variety
1. I don’t know anyone named Freddy
2. You won’t ever get the comb as long as Rodrigo is guarding it!
3. Don’t worry it’s only a kitty cat oh no threat, which by law can only be issued if you’re willing to kill an umbrella.
4. How’d that sticky note get there?
5. That’s a weird place to put a piano.
6. Why did he throw them just to have them thrown back at him?
7. Well he deserves to eat them.
8. I wonder what it’s like to be a salad…
9. Did you know that minutes are measured in squiggle lines?
10. What lies you spew from your food crevice!
11. It was an epic war between food labels.
12. It just like that but with children and houses.
13. The ginger bread man will hear of this!
14. My arm is getting tired.
15. Them and the Brits.
16. Who moved my cheese?
17. Who’s Frank?
18. Then they recycle it, and you don’t know where it goes…
19. My contents are spewed across the floor.
20. Poke it with a stick.
21. Mr. Cayn went to the store, and his coffee mug was never seen again.
22. Muffin on a windowsill
23. An ambulance and a bean got together, and peace spread throughout the earth.
24. Cheese in my pocket.
25. I’ve had many of those days.
26. I think my cactus puked.
27. Where’d you get that ladle?
28. There’s a licorice dispenser on the wall.
29. It came through the roof.
30. I like mine with sugar and milk.
31. I’m going to sniff that water fountain.
32. A lonely man , Carl, a lonely man.
33. Things may get a little dicey.
34. That’s wired I didn’t know we just walked out of a maybe seminar.
35. I just don’t want to be kept alive artificially.
36. Hopefully the color will return to your face soon.
37. See what I did there?
38. Was I chewing gum before?
39. Idiot, I’m the wrong guy! Well, maybe you need to start being the right guy, that’s why you got punched.
40. She’s never going to a ball is she?
41. I was wondering if you could put up some shelves.
42. Actually, I think it’s my old mathematics teacher from panel school.
43. Missed it by that much.
44. Son of a hamster named Jimmy!
45. I like clay sculptures.
46. Just take a pass and we’ll be fine.
47. That sounds really stupid now.
48. It’s a stink bomb hat doesn’t stink.
49. Does anyone have a hammer?
50. Thanks for riding the Ferris wheel with me.
51. Feed it vegetarians until it dies from malnutrition.
52. Where am I going, and why am I in this hand basket?
53. 4 out of 5 voices are telling my to kill you.
54. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
55. Frognostication: The science of predicting the exact day and moth that France will surrender.
56. Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
57. Rescute: saving the attractive women, children, and puppies first.
58. Who’s llama went mysteriously missing.
59. And chicken nuggets go everywhere.
60. His last name is spaghetti.
61. Our lives should be a sitcom
62. There’s lead in my hair.
63. You could get surgery.
64. How’d you get in here?
65. She must be a teacher.
66. Where’d I go?
67. We don’t even have cable.
68. I have the sudden urge to dance with umbrellas.
69. Preserve nature, pickle a squirrel.
70. I’m sorry; I couldn’t hear you over my moustache.
71. He smells like cheese.
72. Rock ‘n Roll doesn’t have a watch.
73. You can lick all the envelopes.
74. He likes things that swim.
75. That teddy bear said you would say that.
76. I’d hate to have to feed you to the ankles.
77. I thought it was weird at the time, but I didn’t want to say anything.
78. Look at the way the chives reflect his intense demeanor.
79. I’ve been wrapped in a volley ball net.
80. You guys are like, what’s the word…. Normal.

Press Start Videos

Pac-Manic



Statue of Limitations

Random thing that just popped into my head

Pardon me while i go spontaneously combust.

One, no, the BEST George Washington Mad Libs EVER

George Washington, the father of our alphabet, was a very disturbingly chubby man. When George was a precarious boy, he took his magenta and chopped down his father's favorite cherry lead "SPLOOSH!" said his father. "Who has licked my umbrella?" Then he saw George holding a sharp twig in his hand. "Father", said George, "I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my little tissue." His father patted little George on the morgue. "You are a very honest duck," He said,"and some day you may become the first fence painter of the United States

Well, I thought it was funny.....

A little note...

My friend wrote me a note in my agenda... it went something like this...


Kelly's "birthday", in reality she wasn't born, she was created. Her creation day was before the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time, time was measured in the number of knuckles the current prime minister had. Therefore Kelly Buckman was created on TWO KNUCKLES.

P.S. She has no belly button, she is a Gemini, and she enjoys long walks on the beach.

P.S.S.The two knuckled prime minister was named Philip Overmeyer.

Good Bye

Oh,
P.P.P.S, Excuse all the P.S.'s I have a condition

Hope you enjoyed that last Tidbit.


Ooh, tidbit is a funny word. It sounds like a corny name for a dog treat. Like, "Oh, let's go get Sir Schnookums a tidbit!", Ha ha. I wish I had a dog named Sir Schnookums, that'd be sweet! And then I'd get a cat named Lord Schnookums, and they would battle intensely for the name Schnookums. well, would that be illegal? Who knows... but hey, people still shoplift and eat other humans, WHAT?


And then she drew a small picture of Philip O.'s two knuckles with her standing on top of then and an arrow pointing towards her that says "Created".



THE END

Pssh

I really don't see why people like to watch football. Or any sport for that matter. It's like watching someone exercise! Seriously. To me, it's like the equivalent of watching someone run on a treadmill for two hours. The only fun part is the half time show, and some sports don't even have that!! Now wrestling, That's something I love to watch! (Now if only I knew what channel it was on.... If you know, pleez put it in the comments. I have DirectTV)

How I met Penny and how I got PAL

I found a penny on the floor of the pool once. My friend and I decided to play that game where you throw the penny and you look for it in the chlorinated water. Fun right? Anyway, my friend's brother goes up to the penny and TAKES IT! So we chase him around the pool, but because he's only 10 or something, my friend doesn't want to be too mean to him and asks him nicely to give it back. Well, he refuses. So I start beating him up.... for a penny. I know what your thinking, this is the first time I've met my friend's little brother, why am I beating him up? She's the one who should be doing it! Anyway, we... I, got the penny back. We named him P.A.L. It's short for:Penny Abraham Lincoln. He's taped to my wall of fame in my room with some pics of friends. Yay. All for a penny.

Snake made by Neave Games

Cheesy Jokes

Just what makes a joke cheesy? In my mind it’s more of a groan factor than a laugh meter.


1. What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tutor!!
2. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
3. Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!"”Are you sure?" asks the other. "Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."
4. I think I am a pretty decisive person.
5. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.
6. Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
7. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
8.What is white and hurts when you get it in you eye? An ambulance,
9. Two antennae get married. The service was okay, but the reception was amazing!
10. what’s green and bounces in the woods? A flock of cucumbers.
11. What do you call a dog with no legs? Don’t call him anything, he won’t come anyway.