Cheesy Jokes

Just what makes a joke cheesy? In my mind it’s more of a groan factor than a laugh meter.


1. What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tutor!!
2. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
3. Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!"”Are you sure?" asks the other. "Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."
4. I think I am a pretty decisive person.
5. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.
6. Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
7. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
8.What is white and hurts when you get it in you eye? An ambulance,
9. Two antennae get married. The service was okay, but the reception was amazing!
10. what’s green and bounces in the woods? A flock of cucumbers.
11. What do you call a dog with no legs? Don’t call him anything, he won’t come anyway.