Random things to say in everday life and converation

List of the Random Variety
1. I don’t know anyone named Freddy
2. You won’t ever get the comb as long as Rodrigo is guarding it!
3. Don’t worry it’s only a kitty cat oh no threat, which by law can only be issued if you’re willing to kill an umbrella.
4. How’d that sticky note get there?
5. That’s a weird place to put a piano.
6. Why did he throw them just to have them thrown back at him?
7. Well he deserves to eat them.
8. I wonder what it’s like to be a salad…
9. Did you know that minutes are measured in squiggle lines?
10. What lies you spew from your food crevice!
11. It was an epic war between food labels.
12. It just like that but with children and houses.
13. The ginger bread man will hear of this!
14. My arm is getting tired.
15. Them and the Brits.
16. Who moved my cheese?
17. Who’s Frank?
18. Then they recycle it, and you don’t know where it goes…
19. My contents are spewed across the floor.
20. Poke it with a stick.
21. Mr. Cayn went to the store, and his coffee mug was never seen again.
22. Muffin on a windowsill
23. An ambulance and a bean got together, and peace spread throughout the earth.
24. Cheese in my pocket.
25. I’ve had many of those days.
26. I think my cactus puked.
27. Where’d you get that ladle?
28. There’s a licorice dispenser on the wall.
29. It came through the roof.
30. I like mine with sugar and milk.
31. I’m going to sniff that water fountain.
32. A lonely man , Carl, a lonely man.
33. Things may get a little dicey.
34. That’s wired I didn’t know we just walked out of a maybe seminar.
35. I just don’t want to be kept alive artificially.
36. Hopefully the color will return to your face soon.
37. See what I did there?
38. Was I chewing gum before?
39. Idiot, I’m the wrong guy! Well, maybe you need to start being the right guy, that’s why you got punched.
40. She’s never going to a ball is she?
41. I was wondering if you could put up some shelves.
42. Actually, I think it’s my old mathematics teacher from panel school.
43. Missed it by that much.
44. Son of a hamster named Jimmy!
45. I like clay sculptures.
46. Just take a pass and we’ll be fine.
47. That sounds really stupid now.
48. It’s a stink bomb hat doesn’t stink.
49. Does anyone have a hammer?
50. Thanks for riding the Ferris wheel with me.
51. Feed it vegetarians until it dies from malnutrition.
52. Where am I going, and why am I in this hand basket?
53. 4 out of 5 voices are telling my to kill you.
54. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
55. Frognostication: The science of predicting the exact day and moth that France will surrender.
56. Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
57. Rescute: saving the attractive women, children, and puppies first.
58. Who’s llama went mysteriously missing.
59. And chicken nuggets go everywhere.
60. His last name is spaghetti.
61. Our lives should be a sitcom
62. There’s lead in my hair.
63. You could get surgery.
64. How’d you get in here?
65. She must be a teacher.
66. Where’d I go?
67. We don’t even have cable.
68. I have the sudden urge to dance with umbrellas.
69. Preserve nature, pickle a squirrel.
70. I’m sorry; I couldn’t hear you over my moustache.
71. He smells like cheese.
72. Rock ‘n Roll doesn’t have a watch.
73. You can lick all the envelopes.
74. He likes things that swim.
75. That teddy bear said you would say that.
76. I’d hate to have to feed you to the ankles.
77. I thought it was weird at the time, but I didn’t want to say anything.
78. Look at the way the chives reflect his intense demeanor.
79. I’ve been wrapped in a volley ball net.
80. You guys are like, what’s the word…. Normal.