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Cheesy Jokes

Just what makes a joke cheesy? In my mind it’s more of a groan factor than a laugh meter.


1. What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tutor!!
2. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
3. Two atoms are drinking at the bar. Suddenly one says to the other, "I've just lost one of my electrons!"”Are you sure?" asks the other. "Yes," replied the first atom. "I'm positive."
4. I think I am a pretty decisive person.
5. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.
6. Two peanuts walk into a bar and one was a salted.
7. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
8.What is white and hurts when you get it in you eye? An ambulance,
9. Two antennae get married. The service was okay, but the reception was amazing!
10. what’s green and bounces in the woods? A flock of cucumbers.
11. What do you call a dog with no legs? Don’t call him anything, he won’t come anyway.

I GOTZ A GOOD IDEA!!!

Well I got this really funny idea for people who go haloweening in groups. I warn you now... you'll need atleast 3 people, although the more you have, the funnier. Okay, so you get all but one of the people to dress up as bananas. (INCASE! you are thinking, "oh she's gonna have the other person go as a gorilla and chase the bananas around" YOU ARE MISTAKEN!!)


NO! ^^^^^




Instead, the other person is to dress up... as an orange.
The Orange is to hide while the bananas ring the door bell and say "TRICK OR TREAT" the orange then jumps out and screams:








ORANGE YOU GLAD I'M NOT A BANANA?



Anyway..... Corn Syrup.

New stuffz

I gotz a new muzic player. With better muzic and everything :3 Iz it notz nice?

ALSO... New b-ground! WOOP! Here's a pic of the oldie:

'WEENIE DAY!

Okay, so lately I've been asking my friends the same question. What are you going as for halloween? (or as I prefer to call it 'weenie day) This year I am most probably going as a banana. Although i wanted to go as a SPORK!!! For you losers who don't know what a spork is, I pity you. Google it. Anyway.... tell me what you are going as and maybe why you are going as it.


For our next girlscout meeting we're going to "Uncle Schucks Corn Maze". Now don't get me wrong, I love cornmazes. I also thought of a better idea. An electric fence maze! Genius right? But the thing is, you go into the electric fence maze with a blind fold... In the dark...... while wearing roller skates.
What? I think it sounds like fun....



Anyway.... Chuck Norris.

WEBSITES!!!!

I'm not sure if you guys have a website, but if you do, please share. :3
Here is my website URL:
Www.TokyoVamp.Piczo.Com
Go on it and tell me what you think1!!!!!



~ @N@!

Myspace

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