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Random thing that just popped into my head

Pardon me while i go spontaneously combust.

One, no, the BEST George Washington Mad Libs EVER

George Washington, the father of our alphabet, was a very disturbingly chubby man. When George was a precarious boy, he took his magenta and chopped down his father's favorite cherry lead "SPLOOSH!" said his father. "Who has licked my umbrella?" Then he saw George holding a sharp twig in his hand. "Father", said George, "I cannot tell a lie. I did it with my little tissue." His father patted little George on the morgue. "You are a very honest duck," He said,"and some day you may become the first fence painter of the United States

Well, I thought it was funny.....